And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman...

yanimo:

You know what grinds my gears? People who disrespect their parents. Especially their mothers. Like, you know how much of an asshole you look like in the middle of the damn grocery store cursing your mom out? That shit breaks my heart and makes me angry at the same time.

If I ever see a guy verbally disrespect his mom in anyway, it’s a wrap. Not only do you make me want to choke you, but if you ever thought there was a chance between you and I… you have another thing coming. If that’s how you treat your own mother, how the hell am I supposed to think you’d treat/talk to me? I don’t even care if you’re not backtalking your parents in public or to their faces. But if you’re telling your friends how big of a bitch your mom is, that’s just as bad. Yeah, we all get pissed at our parents. I know that.

But son, respect is respect. If you blow up at your parents over some menial shit, some trivial conversation, some little ass dispute you may have had, you lose so many damn cool points with me. I’m talking negative numbers.

Just stop and think about that. It’s still your mother. Still your father. And that petty, spoiled brat, I don’t have any manners worth shit stuff will not cut it.

You disgust me.

Damn straight. I don’t get the whole deal. Your parents are your parents, heaven’s sake.

The Last You’ll Hear From Me in a Long Time While I Go (Not) Waste My Youth

Just got back home from the neighbour’s party half an hour ago. The first hour was pretty okay, food, food, food and occasionally, this random guy would offer me a sip of his whatever-alcoholic-beverage- he-happens-to-have-in-his-hand-at-that-time. I’m not a fan of any kind of liquor (I haven’t gotten used to its jejune taste, I’m sorry) so I only took a couple of sips. Beer Guy taught me how to drink with the lemon and the salt-all-over-your-palm-thing-which-I-don’t-quite-get thing and after he had one too many, took over the microphone, singing heartbreak. Yeah, weird.

Also, I’m covered in a series of scratch/bite marks and canine drool. The Havanese puppy next door, Obama (is that even political correct, naming your dog Obama, isn’t there some sort of legislative law against naming your dog after probably the most historical American president of all time? No? Okay then.), is way too enthusiastic about people and um, I’m guessing I resemble a walking piece of bone to him because he wouldn’t stop teething on me. Geezus.

It was great though, the band was flippin’ pro and it was just improv, improv, bloody flippin’ improv the whole way. I worship the lead guitarist. And the best part, I got to play with them. Chyeah. Now everyone knows I suck. Kidding, I’m not half bad. Just not half great either. Ha-ha-ha.

This would be the last you’ll hear from in a while, it’s gonna be a looooong weekend + Monday. Tomorrow, I’m seeing 2012 with bestfriend Rona  and she’ll be sleeping over. Sunday’s graduation day, I’ve got to go to my brother’s in the morning and the seniors will have me at theirs in the afternoon (holy smokes, graduation, I’ve forgotten it’s going to be way emotional, someone bring some Kleenex) and on Monday night, IT’S PROM NIGHT BABY. Hell yes. I don’t even have to say anything. Prom. Night. PROM. NIGHT. Yeah. Damn.

So psyched for the weekend. Plus Monday. So. Psyched.

BRB while I enjoy life.

"I don’t want to feel anything, but I do, and it all comes back to you."

100 Things I Learnt From High School Musical

vaporeon:

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable 
2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There’s only one fat person at East High School 
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly 
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it 
8) It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised. 
10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed 
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing. 
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice. 
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too 
14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality 
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want. 
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible? 
19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach. 
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college. 
23) No one cusses at East High 
23) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that. 
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw. 
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors. 
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl. 
30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight. 
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you. 
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff. 
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi. 
34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web. 
36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake. 
37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you 
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium 
39) Chad can make Troy say things. 
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke. 
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them. 
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It’s hard to believe, that I couldn’t see, you were always right beside me! 
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards. 
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math. 
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere. 
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there’s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll. 
59) If you’re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells 
60) If you’re heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where’s Gabby’s dad!?!
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones. 
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice 
65) It’s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi’s house for breakfast and she has a piano. 
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school 
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?! 
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses 
73) Gabriella loves pi. 
74) Troy’s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you’re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister 
78) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium. 
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them 
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires. 
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other. 
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts. 
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years 
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge on New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they’ve done.
92) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.) 
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you’re instantly beautiful. 
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she’s able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie.

100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

Flippin’ hilarious.

No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is awkward." Now it's awkward.

(via mikey-v)

I do this all the time, no joke. I’d be talking with a group of friends and suddenly there’s this um, sort of dead air hanging after a joke or something and then I’d be like, “Um… this is awkward.”

Usually everyone laughs at that comment, therefore dissipating the awkward air but sometimes it just backfires like that one time:

Me: This is awkward.
Guy: Um, it is?
Me: Now this is awkward.

Hail, Queen of Awkward Silences. I’m so pro at this.

So far in '09

[x] broken a promise

[X] made a new friend

[x] fell in love

[X] fell out of love

[X] done something you swore never to do

[X] lied

[x] stole

[x] went behind your parents back

[X] cried over a broken heart

[X] disappointed someone close

[X] hidden a secret

[X] pretended to be happy

[ ] got arrested

[ ] kissed in the rain

[ ] slept under the stars

[X] gotten in a fight

[X] kept your new years resolution

[X] forgot your new years resolution

[X] met someone who changed your life

[ ] met one of your idols

[X] changed your outlook on life

[X] sat home all day doing nothing

[x] pretended to be sick

[X] left the country

[ ] almost died

[ ] drank yourself retarded

[ ] lost someone close to you

[ ] been to the hospital

[X] gotten closer to someone

[ ] streaked

[X] cried over someone

[x] broken up with a gf or bf (sort of)

[X] given up something important to you

[x] talked on the phone all night

[X] learned something new about yourself

[X] tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it

[X] made a change in your life

[X] found out who your true friends were

[X] made a total fool of yourself

[X] met great people

No other year has been more emotionally turbulent as this year. Truth.

mliaverage:

Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook. The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with “LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB”. When I questioned him about it, he wrote “Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.” Never again will I say “lol”….